Old Non-Played Songs
By: Jimmy Fallon
"Idiot Boyfriend"
I know what you want
And I know what you
need
But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah
‘Cuz I’m and idiot and I’m your boyfriend yeah
I’m gonna take you out
Leave my
wad at home
And then I’ll use your cell phone baby, long distance
And I’m your boyfriend
Baby I know I’m a man who’s made
mistakes
I still got some learnin’ to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we’re
best friends too, yeah
And I know what you want
I know what you
need
But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah
‘Cuz I’m and idiot and I’m your boyfriend yeah
And I’m gonna get you a gift
But
its something I like too
I hope you like this Norelco Big Trimmer
It has my name on it, and I’m your boyfriend
Be-bebebebebe yeah dadadadadadada dadadadadadadadada
I’ll get real drunk and call my baby up at four o clock in the morning
I’m an idiot
(Jimmy talking)
Pick up the phone, come
on, now look,
let’s get in my dad’s SUV,
we’ll go over to my house, my crib, my pad,
I’ll
tell my mom to go to sleep,
and then we’ll have the living room all to ourselves you see,
I’ll put on
some great DVD’s I picked up,
how about like something like The Matrix?
I can turn that boom-box up,
and
make the bass snap a dime on my mom’s couch, yeah, hey baby,
you like fine cooking? ‘Cuz you know what,
I
got Swanson’s dinner in the freezer with your name on it,
check it out….yeah
I got a permanent wave, yeah
I got a ogle-b
home purse baby
Uh, I honk the horn,
can you honk the horn
can you honk the horn
let me hear ya honk it
Come
on
Let me hear you say Uh Uh…yeah
Let
me hear you say Uh Uh Uh…yeah
Let me hear you say UH UH…yeah
Let me hear you say (Jimmy moans)
Tom Green
"The Bum Bum Song"
My bum is on the rail!
Bum is on the rail!
Look at Me! My bum is on the rail!
My
bum is on the man!
Bum is on the man!
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!(He he he)
My bum is on the
step!
Bum is on the step!
Don't fall down the step! You might hurt your bum!
A HA HA HA HA!
And that's
not very fun
if you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone!
My
bum is on the cheese!
Bum is on the Cheese!
If i get lucky,
I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish!
Swedish!
Swedish!
Swedish!
My bum is on the gum!
Bum is on the gum!
I can blow a buble with my
bum bum bum!
My bum is on the ship!
The battleship!
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
and shoot
poo all over the place!
Poo poo!
Cuz that isn't very fun
when they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to
put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone!
My bum is on the dog!
My bum is on the cat!
My bum is on the phone!
My bum is all
alone
The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum is all alone
One
Two
Three
Four
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My
bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
Get the poo off my bum!(Get the poo off!)
I need
the poo off my bum!
I gotta get the poo off my bum!(Poo poo!)
I wanna hear the cannon!
No! Let me hear the
cannon!
No! No! No! No, not the loon!
Bum is alone!
Bum is alone!
Bum is alone!
Bum is alone!
I
wanna hear the cannon!
I wanna hear the cannon! Not the loon!
Yeah! The cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum!
I want the poo off my bum bum!
Can I hear the loon again?